Posts Tagged ‘funny’

10 Things Jayson Werth’s beard is likely thinking

I wonder if Geico if will call me back about that casting opportunity Hah, I’m more popular than Jayson Werth right now Jimmy Rollins…stop trying to braid me I guess I pretty much sum up what Jayson Werth’s offseason was like I’m getting more questions than he is about his contract Thank God they brought [...]

Introducing…Kharleigh

Noah

so true

Andrew Eder’s Homage to Orderlies

Poorly done photoshop job semi-intentional haha

Congrats everyone, it’s Monday

I have a miserable case of the Mondays. Everything they say about Monday’s in an office environment, is absolutely true.. Actual work starts at 4:55p.m. that day, if not Tuesday entirely Coming in on time is deemed “optional” or “good for you if you can pull it off” Coffee tastes better but that’s only because [...]

Queen Creek AZ police briefs

In my first “professional” job during college I worked for a small newspaper syndicate. There, we designed newspapers for pubs in AZ, FL, MD and DE. This is an excerpt from Police briefs: Sadly, these are actual Police briefs taken from the Queen Creek Independent in Arizona…attached are my comments: Domestic violence – caller at [...]

3 Amusing Stories

I’m starting a new category called Memories, where I throw up random stories and memories for pure amusement. Mostly funny stories, rarely anything serious. So here are a few amusing stories: – When I went to a bar in Elkton (BIG mistake)…me and a buddy were beat in a game of pool by a toothless [...]

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