Posts Tagged ‘funny’

10 Things Jayson Werth’s beard is likely thinking

I wonder if Geico if will call me back about that casting opportunity
Hah, I’m more popular than Jayson Werth right now
Jimmy Rollins…stop trying to braid me
I guess I pretty much sum up what Jayson Werth’s offseason was like
I’m getting more questions than he is about his contract
Thank God they brought in Roy Halladay…I bet he’s [...]

Introducing…Kharleigh

Noah

so true

Andrew Eder’s Homage to Orderlies

Poorly done photoshop job semi-intentional haha

Congrats everyone, it’s Monday

I have a miserable case of the Mondays. Everything they say about Monday’s in an office environment, is absolutely true..

Actual work starts at 4:55p.m. that day, if not Tuesday entirely
Coming in on time is deemed “optional” or “good for you if you can pull it off”
Coffee tastes better but that’s only because you’ll drink anything [...]

Queen Creek AZ police briefs

In my first “professional” job during college I worked for a small newspaper syndicate. There, we designed newspapers for pubs in AZ, FL, MD and DE. This is an excerpt from Police briefs:
Sadly, these are actual Police briefs taken from the Queen Creek Independent in Arizona…attached are my comments:
Domestic violence – caller at uncle’s house [...]

3 Amusing Stories

I’m starting a new category called Memories, where I throw up random stories and memories for pure amusement. Mostly funny stories, rarely anything serious.
So here are a few amusing stories:
- When I went to a bar in Elkton (BIG mistake)…me and a buddy were beat in a game of pool by a toothless woman, who [...]

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