Sofa Kings Kickball Awards:
Golden Leg Award (guys): Bob (minus the playoffs and overall just when it counts sans the game against Kick in the Box)
Runner up: Adam, Chris
Golden Leg Award (girls): Jess
Runner up: Every other girl that got a double during the season
Golden Hands for Excellence in Fielding: Adam, Eric, Bob, Jess, Pat, Lovejoy
Most Improved: Nicole, Donna
Runner up: Lovejoy
Most Surprising: JC, Jess
Least Surprising: Pat, Adam
Best defensive duo that just-so-happens to be married: Nicole and Pat
Best defensive duo not married but could be some day: Eric and Bob
Runners up: Bob and Jess
Crutchtastic player of the year: Beth
Runner up: JC
Worst “good luck” charm ever: Aubrey
Runner up: Dave McElvain
Most likely to be forgotten when I/Jess write the lineups: Jayme
Most likely to get impregnated during the game: Kelly
Most likely to hit on the opposing team members: JC, Kelly
Most likely resembling the guy from CashCab: Bill
Most likely to get their hair did over attending a game: Beth
Most likely resembling a Broadway star on the field: Chris (for his Jazz Hands pre-catch action)
Most likely to take balls on the chin: Jess
Most likely to total their car during the game? Donna
Most likely to play while still having the flu: Chris
Most likely to leave us for her dad’s…I mean Boyfriend’s dball team: Jess
Most likely to suffer an off-the-field injury while drinking: Beth, Bob
Most likely to still get lost trying to find Rockford park: Gabbie
Best first base coach ever to rarely make first base: Eric
Golden Liver Award: Lovejoy, Gabbie
Oldest player to make it through the season without hurting themselves: Adam
Runner up: Debbi Lutes
Team Dedication Award: Kelly, Debbi, Lovejoy
Bar Dedication Award: Lovejoy, Beth
Most Valuable Person to never show up: Brooks, Erin
Most Valuable Person to show up and never play: Beth
Most Valuable non-person to never show up: Shamus the dog
Sofa King Toe Touch Champion Award: Lovejoy and Bob…since none of us really care that much which one outdoes the other.
