Best Rush Performance: Janelle, because she got catty with a bitch
Best Upstream Swimmer: Salmon
Best Captain Ever Award: Chris Connelly
Best Performance While Under The Influence: Serene
Worst Performance While Under the Influence: Serene
Golden Balls (MVP) Girls: Jessica
Runner Up: DD, Serene
Golden Balls (MVP) Guys: Krumm
Runner Up: The Rest of us guys
Most Improved: Debbi Lutes
Runner Up: DD, Gabbie,
Golden Arm Award (girls): Jessica
Golden Arm Award (guys): Krumm
Golden Dodger Award: Salmon
Golden Legs Award: Bob, you sexy bitch
Golden Liver Award: Lovejoy
Golden Court Moves Award: Bob
Best Trash talker on the court: Krumm
Best Trash talker Away from the court: Bill
Team Attendance Awards: Lara, Donna,
Team Drinking Award: DD, Pat, Nicole, Chris, Jayme, Bob & Krumm
Most Valuable Person to never actually show up: Steve, Beth, Brian and Haskell
Most Likely To Hit A Bouncer: Erin
Most likely to yell “Catch One”: Anthony
Most likely to get jumped after a game: Krumm
Most likely to peg their own wife: Pat
Most likely to go to bed before the game starts: Beth
Most likely to peg their own mother: Anthony
Most likely to a catch a ball: no one
Most likely to peg the sidelines: Chris
Most likely to hit on the opposing team members: Krumm
Most likely to think of these awards: Lovejoy
Most likely to get hit in the head: Bill
Most likely to go out and buy a Snuggie (in every color): Pat
Most likely to pass out before the party starts: Nicole
Most likely to sleep in a car during a party:Nicole
Most likely to make us all look silly next season in Dodgeball: Donna
Most likely to nail someone in the rafters: Jessica, Serene
