I’m starting a new category called Memories, where I throw up random stories and memories for pure amusement. Mostly funny stories, rarely anything serious.
So here are a few amusing stories:
- When I went to a bar in Elkton (BIG mistake)…me and a buddy were beat in a game of pool by a toothless woman, who said she was “good at evvvvverythang”….that was scary.
That same night, my friend was hit on by a toothless man named “Slim” and his skinny friend who was trying to convince my friend…that he was a “fine guy”….we told her that he only wanted her for her dental plan.
- I was on a date back in May, on a Friday at Del Rose and we were sitting right by the gate…all of a sudden I see one of my good friends Amanda, walk by PLASTERED, tripping over herself just…GONE (it was only 10pm)…her friend followed. My date and I left DelRose and spent the next half hour convincing them to let us take them home…we left Lindsey (her friend) as she walked into the apartment…but apparently passed out on the inside steps on the way up. I didn’t see the girl i was out on the date with much after that. haha
- I gave a lift to a homeless lady in college, we drove a good 10 miles towards where I was living at the time, dropped her off at the Wendy’s, gave her some money for food (all the while she was telling me this OUTRAGEOUS story)…so I went on my way, the VERY NEXT DAY I’m a mile from there and I locked my keys in my car…I’m calling my roomate to get my spare keys, I look up guess who comes up and says hello? Same lady, different story, different reasons, different NAME…haha She didn’t even remember me from 24 hours ago…at the time, I was young and naive but apparently very charitable.
